Buffy about to get a bad case of salmonella.

When horses are rude to cameramen.

During a walk in the park Rufus stumbles onto a free dinner.

Box Of Opossums

This only works if you read it to the tune of that song about the twelve days of Christmas, and that’s when it works at all…

“On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,

Eight baby possums,  a crappy wooden box and some tetanus shots!”

Hence the term “lounge lizard”!

When, er whatever this thing is, are rude.

When bats are rude.

Smokey about to lose another staring contest.

When young Lemurs are rude.

“I thought this condo was suspiciously cheap!”