When sheep are confused.

Death lurks everywhere.

Why your grandfather can’t find his hat.

“Now, where did I leave those keys?”

Why vegetarians shouldn’t own dogs.

“Mmmmm, toilet bowl fresh….”

Hey, you know he’s gonna do it anyway, right? So you might as well make it easy for him by getting him one of these things!

Mabel The Confused Chicken.

Shortly after she was brought into the house to protect her from the English winter, Mabel the chicken took to roosting on top of Nettle the dog’s new puppies!

Apparently Mabel only does this while Nettle is out, so the dog is getting a free babysitting service and probably doesn’t mind.

Let’s just hope for Mabel’s sake that the puppies don’t get too hungry while mommy’s away.

Suddenly young Rufus Sawyer realized his owner’s true intentions.

“If you think i’m going after THAT frisbee, you’re crazy!”

“Looosers!”