When kittens are bastards.

“No you stupid chicken, I am not your mother!”

“No photos please, i’m not wearing any make-up!”

“That’s the last time you insult MY mother, you bastard!”

“Holy shit, Fred, that canary flew right into your brain!”

“Mmm, I see BP is still going down…”

As all intelligent investors do every morning, Dorian and Cinder visit the Wall Street Journal Online to check how their stocks are doing.

The cat – nature’s freeloader.

“Don’t look so worried ma’am, I’m just here for the free milk, it’s not like you’re going to have to put me through college or anything.”

Who says cats and mice can’t be friends?

Smokey about to lose another staring contest.

“You forgot the handbag!”