“Mmm, i think i misjudged the distance…”

“No, definitely do not want walkies!”

Have you been pondering whether or not you should buy your cat a leash? Well, ponder no longer!

What your cat gets up to when you’re asleep.

Trapdoor Kitten Strikes!

You know those trapdoor spiders that wait till something comes along then pop out of their hidey hole and drag it to its death? It’s like that except with a  kitten preying on some  poor defenseless pens!

Cat Fights Off Bubble Invasion From Outer Space!

Lola the cat bravely defends the big blue marble from what are obviously sinister forces trying to take over our civilization. I don’t know who the other cat is, but he is obviously a draft-dodger who cares not a  wit for his home planet’s well-being!

Kitten Needs Meowing Lessons

Gecko the kitten’s mouth opens again and again, but nothing comes out except some fishy breath!

When cats are rude – over, and over, and over.

This cat’s owners think their feline friend is suckling air, but personally I think the poor bastard’s tongue just has a mind of its own and he’s as puzzled as they are!

Cat robbed by feathered intruder.

Marvel at the impudence of this feathered delinquent as he walks in and eats the cat’s food – and then comes back and runs off with the dish!

“Hey, Mr tambourine cat play a song for me!”

Here’s famous Japanese feline Maru expressing his musical side in a way only a cat could – while lying down! And if the box is anything to go by we now know where Maru came from – he came from Amazon.

Cat Battles Tapeworm

Okay,  it’s not quite a tapeworm, but it sure as hell looks like one to me. And after the tapeworm mysteriously vanishes, he has a go at playing the piano! Maybe the Ipad’s sales figures will be boosted by the feline market!