Cat Attacks Watermelon

An innocent watermelon is lying there minding its own business, when a feline delinquent suddenly pounces on it and gives it a severe mauling.

The cat then runs away, presumably because he has heard police sirens. No word yet on whether or not the cat has been caught and charged.

Damn, missed again!

I swear, at one point  the frog looks as if he’s saying “Oh crap!”

Friskies Puts LSD In Your Cat’s Food

Or at least you’d be excused for thinking so after checking out this ad! It’s kind of like Alice in Wonderland except with a cat!

Cat Mistaken For Cushion

Either that or it’s some weird kind of cat massage!

Pig Plays Piano!

Okay, i know she’s not really playing the piano, she’s just standing on the keys while trying to get at a treat, but the little porker is so cute, what with her little tail wagging and everything, how could i not post it?

Wienerdog Attack!

Watch what happens when a hapless remote control car tries to repossess these dogs’ swimming pool!

Mudslinger the Brainy Pig

I’m sure you’ve heard that pigs are as smart as dogs, and here’s living proof. Mudslinger the pig does just about every trick a dog can, and that’s despite pigs being much more physically awkward animals than doggies- if Mudslinger were as agile as  a dog he’d probably put on a tutu and do a few numbers from “Swan Lake” ( i almost wrote  “Swine Lake” but i resisted the temptation).

Not surprisingly Mudslinger won this particular contest with a perfect score!

The Doggy Hustler

I guess he’s not as good looking as Paul Newman or as funny as Jackie Gleason, but he’s definitely cuter than both of them put together, and he sure can sink those balls!

Australia Savaged By Giant Seagulls!

In what Pat Robertson is describing as the Seventh Sign of the Apocalypse, flocks of giant seagulls have descended on the continent of Australia.

So far the only one captured on film is this guy, who paced back and forth a few times before eating this newsreader’s head, but unfortunately that happened after the camera went off…

According to CNN, Hugh Jackman and Nicole Kidman are hiding out inside the Opera House armed with nothing but brooms, and the Prime Minister of Australia has asked President Obama to send a squad of giant cats as fast as he can.

More as the story develops…

“Well, sure, he’s cute, but he’s a terrible backseat driver!”

Yes, it’s the fantabulous Caplin Rous again, this time  sporting the kind of look that suggests he’s just about to berate you for not taking that turn quick enough, or for driving 2 miles over the speed limit. Capybaras, can’t drive with them, cant leave them at home or they’ll eat your couch.