During a walk in the park Rufus stumbles onto a free dinner.

When your hamster makes a pig of himself.

How Lewis and Clark really found their way around the US.

When kittens are bastards.

“No you stupid chicken, I am not your mother!”

Suddenly Pugsley felt like a very small dog on a very big stage.

“Rice Krispies, I am out of Rice Krispies!”

“Holy shit, Fred, that canary flew right into your brain!”

“Mmm, I see BP is still going down…”

As all intelligent investors do every morning, Dorian and Cinder visit the Wall Street Journal Online to check how their stocks are doing.

“SpiderCoon, SpiderCoon, does whatever a spider can!”