Australia Savaged By Giant Seagulls!

In what Pat Robertson is describing as the Seventh Sign of the Apocalypse, flocks of giant seagulls have descended on the continent of Australia.

So far the only one captured on film is this guy, who paced back and forth a few times before eating this newsreader’s head, but unfortunately that happened after the camera went off…

According to CNN, Hugh Jackman and Nicole Kidman are hiding out inside the Opera House armed with nothing but brooms, and the Prime Minister of Australia has asked President Obama to send a squad of giant cats as fast as he can.

More as the story develops…